Sunday, January 14, 2007

Soaring like eagles

Today was the kickoff for Eagle Days down at the Chain of Rocks bridge. We have Bald Eagles, in particular, come to this area for the winter. They eat mostly fish, and when the temperature falls quite low, the river tends to ice over, and this really plays havoc with the poor eagles. The Chain of Rocks bridge is an area with lots of rocks just under the surface of the water, which keeps it all stirred up nicely. As long as the water is busy tumbling down over rocks, it doesn't stay still enough to allow ice to form, which leaves open water for the eagles to come over and go fishing. So it's kind of like their winter buffet table.

David seems to have a thing for eagles (this is due mostly in part to a particular episode of Thomas the Tank Engine, in which they rescue a Golden Eagle), so I decided to haul him up there.

It's way east and north of us, so I had to poke David out of bed pretty early...around 7:40 a.m. For him, this might as well be the middle of the night. I tried to bribe him out of bed with the excitement of being able to see an eagle, but he remembered that the forecast was calling for plenty of ice, and he murmured something about "not really" and "much ice" and rolled over. Hmmm. So I lay down beside him and fiddled with his hair and went back over what they were supposed to have at the program, and asked if perhaps he thought a hot chocolate would make it easier to get out in all that ice. That perked him up considerably. I told him to just leave his pajamas on and put his clothes on over the top of them. He looked at me as if I were a nut-job. In the meantime, I went and hunted up MY base layer, turtleneck, sweatpants, coat, etc.

Getting out of the house was a minimal effort, since everyone else was still asleep. (This is a very late-rising family!) David wiggled into a coat and marched out the door with Triceratops under one arm. I had searched the internet the night before and found a line drawing of a Bald Eagle for him to color, along with a couple of sketches of an Eagle and a photo of a woman with a Bald Eagle sitting on her arm, so he could get an idea of how big the birds are. I also wrote a few things for him to read, like "David sees eagles." "Eagles eat fish." "Eagles sit in big nests." (He needs practice, what can I say?) I also made sure that he brought along his binoculars (a cheapie wildlife foundation giveaway for getting one of their magazines) and I had enough sense to actually get the camera charged before we headed out.

It was an interesting world out there today. Every tree branch, every blade of grass, was wholly encased in ice. David wasn't interested in checking any of it out, but I took a few photos. One of the trees at the complex entrance had lost a large branch. These ice storms are terrible on the trees with soft wood. Add any kind of wind to that, and the combination in truly deadly. I think they have Bartlett Pear trees lining the entryway, and we keep losing those trees left and right. David is quite distressed whenever a tree gets hurt, so we had to have a long discussion about hardwood trees and softwood trees and what's planted in his yard.

We stopped by Picasso's (and were quickly followed by the salt and sand crew which had been out working on the parking lot) and I got myself a coffee and I got David a hot chocolate. We split a banana muffin and were on our way.

We got to the shuttle pickup area, which was also a state rest area. I declared an official pit stop and while we were in the bathroom, a woman there asked if we were going to Eagle Days. I said yes, and she informed us that there would be NO shuttle, so we could park right up by the bridge free of charge instead. It was a good thing that we ran into her! Because of the ice storm they made the decision early this morning to stop shuttle service...they figured attendance would be really low.

On the way back to the car I had David feel some of the ice-encrusted evergreen bushes. He was shocked and thrilled, and we compared the amount of ice on the tops of the bushes versus the lower parts down by the ground and pondered why this might be different, and had a lovely overview about the concept of overlap and what it means.

I got him back in the car, and we drove to the bridge, which wasn't too far away at all. (I had no idea, in fact, that it would be so close.) We parked and went over to the information desk, where they gave him a sticker that read, "I saw a Bald Eagle" and an educational booklet and an eagle poster and I don't know what all. Lots of goodies, anyway.

The adjoining tent had quite a cadre of chairs set up, and they were getting ready for a presentation on the Bald Eagle, so we got front-row seats and waited, and speculated as to where the live eagle was. Once the giant dog crate on the table jarred and squawked a couple of times, David thought he was QUITE sure of the answer. He also looked like he might burst soon if they didn't hurry up and take the eagle out of the carrier.

The eagle they had was a smaller one, actually, who was a rescue from down in Florida. Her name was Sanibel, and she'd been hit by a car and her wing was permanently damaged, so she couldn't fly anymore. The Wild Bird Sanctuary took her in, and she does the educational circuit now.

Eagle facts:
* Most Bald Eagles are around 10-12 pounds
* Bald Eagle nests are around 4-5 feet across and 3-4 feet deep
* Juveniles have brown heads and tails...they don't get the classic white-headed look until they're about five years old.
* If a Bald Eagle loses a feather out of one wing, they will drop a feather from the other wing in order to keep the ballast even.

David thought she was wonderful, despite the fact that she tried to take off a couple of time and worried him a bit with all the wing-flapping. We dropped a couple of bucks into the donation box and David decided he wanted to go use the telescopes to spot the eagles by the river. So we started off. I would guess that the Chain of Rocks Bridge was quite a part of Route 66, since they had a lot of memorabilia on the bridge itself. My favorite were the Route 66 signs which had been made into park benches.

It was a long walk, and a cold one. The temperatures stayed between 29 and 31 degrees all day today, and the wind whipped along the bridge at nice pace. The railings not only had icicles on them, but were completely coated in ice, and the metal joints on the bridge were very slick. I put mittens on David, zipped his coat to the top and flipped his hood up and secured it. You could only see his face from the nose up, but his nose and cheeks were bright red.

After a little while, you could hear the sound of the water rushing over the rocks, and the sound got louder the further you went. They had a warming tent in the middle of the bridge, and on the approaching side they had volunteers staffing telescopes, which, with any luck, were trained on any nearby, loitering eagles.

David tried his best to see an eagle, but he couldn't seem to get a hang of the telescope. I looked and saw an eagle sitting in a tree, probably around two miles away. Nice scopes. Other than that, the eagles really weren't around. The warmer weather this winter meant that there was less of need for them to hurry off to the bridge...the water really hasn't frozen over this year.

In the tent they had folks from the MO Conservation Department and the Audubon Society. There was a very nice map of the confluence of the two rivers, so we had to figure that one out and we got a smaller copy of our own. They also had a video about eagles, an a table sparsely stocked with dead, dried bird legs of different sorts. You were supposed to guess which one was the robin's leg and which was the turkey leg, and the eagle and the owl. I thought that had a slight "ew" factor to it, but David didn't seem disturbed. What really disturbed him was the dead, preserved birds on sticks that the volunteer was anxious to show off. He shook his head and vehemently refused to go anywhere near the petrified fauna. I told him that if it really bugged him that was OK, and we would go back across the bridge.

The trip back across seemed much faster, despite the fact that by this point my pant cuffs were getting wet. It also didn't help that I was wearing Doug's coat, which really doesn't fit very well. (Did I mention that someone stole my heavy winter coat? Right before Christmas. We were looking at a toy for David and I set my coat down on a shelf and promptly forgot about it. At checkout we realized I'd left it and we went back to get it and it was completely and totally gone. The employees all radioed one another and nobody had picked up or even seen a stray coat, and I checked for two weeks after the incident and nobody ever turned it in to the lost and found.)

At the other end they had a replica of an eagle's nest (oh MY that's a big 'un!), and some folks who were doing a recreation of the Lewis and Clark expedition camps. They started a fire with flint and steel for our general enjoyment and edification (a Conservation Department person with a camera asked if it would ok to take David's photo to use in their promo material, seeing as he was standing there pretty mesmerized about the fire), and they had various displays of flint-lock muskets and bayonets and swords and such. ("Ah, my father's table," I thought.)

One gentleman there was dressed totally in period costume but smoking a brand-name cigarette. I couldn't help myself, and looked at him and said, "Now that cigarette isn't period, you're supposed to roll your own!" The woman across the campfire (also in period costume) was absolutely delighted that I'd brought this up. He paused for a moment and then looked at me slyly and said, "Well now, I used to." "Umm-hmm," I said, "But that's illegal." He held the cigarette aloft and examined it. "No," he said, "See, I got this in trade. Those Indians are pretty clever." I laughed and the woman across the way shook her head. "You've been called on it!" she scolded him.

David wanted to go back to the eagle tent, so we went over and looked at Sanibel some more. We'd been there for three hours, so I asked if he was ready to go and he said no. The only way I got him back into the car was to remind him that Triceratops was in the car, and he'd probably want to hear all about the eagles.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007

The New Desk


Well, I hope it will be the new desk, anyway! Someone on Craigslist is selling this red, metal kid's desk for $25. BARGAIN!! Especially seeing as it should fit beautifully in a room decorated with an outer space theme!

So I just winged off an email hoping to nab it before next week. There are lots of kid's desks for sale, but most of them are old school desks that nobody wants. Yeech.

I actually brushed the cats tonight. No small feat, considering how furry they all are. I decided to brush Addison since he seems to have this intestinal blockage thing going all the time. The less he ingests, the better, IMO. So I started to brush him, and of course this drew Paige like a magnet, and then Sasha was jealous that HE wasn't getting the attention like the others were. Sigh. I also took advantage and attacked Paige with a pair of scissors to get all those horrible mats out of her fur. I'm pretty impressed with how many came out, she feels like a new cat! I ended up with a giant fistful of fur from all three of the cats, and then had to vacuum the floor and immediately put my clothes in the laundry. Doug will probably have to take a Claritin to get any sleep tonight, as the cat fur will drive his allergies crazy. On the upside, if I keep the cats brushed for once, this might have an long-term improvement on his allergies.

File this under "Cool Stuff." This is blurb.com, a site that lets you create your own books. Like real, printed books...and offer them for sale on the site's bookstore if you want to. In fact, you can get a hard-back, full-color, 440-page book with a custom dust jacket printed up for $80. (Add another $10 for shipping.) Little-bitty 40 page books can be done for about $20. If it weren't nearly midnight, I'd place a call to Susan....


And the ultimate in cool right now has to be the new iPhone.

C'mon, admit it, this is a sexy piece of technology! This thing doesn't even look like a cell phone! Hold it upright, and it's an iPod. Turn it sideways, and you can watch widescreen videos of either movies that you download, or the last episode of Grey's Anatomy/Boston Legal that you missed...you name it. With better clarity and crispness than you can get on your computer screen.
It's a cell phone...it does automatic three-way calling, lets you call up names just by pointing at them (no stylus), automatically synchs up with your computer (PC or Mac), and you can select and listen to voicemail messages in whatever order you want, so you can get back to your most important calls first. It does email and text messaging...there's no little keypad (like the one on my Palm Treo), it's built into the touch screen. (Which, I might add, manages to ignore unintentional taps.)
It shows photos. OK, it does more, it will also zoom in on photos, rotate them, email them to your contacts of choice. Oh, and did I mention that it's a camera, too? Oh...and to rotate the photo? Just turn the phone sideways. "iPhone’s accelerometer detects when you rotate the device from portrait to landscape, then automatically changes the contents of the display, so you immediately see the entire width of a web page or a photo in its proper landscape aspect ratio."
It's a web-browser. Well, so is my Treo. But the iPhone allows you to zoom in on webpages, rotate them, get in close to the things you want to see. It synchs up your bookmarks. It does email, it handles photo attachments easily (shows up right in the body of the message itself). It works on its own network or over WiFi.
It does maps. The site demo shows tapping in "San Francisco." It pinpoints the city. Type "Starbucks." The phone immediately pops up with the nearest 20 Starbucks. Hit "List" and all the addresses and phone numbers for the places show up. Touch one and it places the call. You can also get traffic information and directions from the iPhone.
It has Widgets...and if you haven't experienced an Apple Widget, it's really hard to explain. You should just trust me in saying that they're exceedingly useful.
OK. I've prattled enough. Go see it. It's not available until this summer, and only on Cingular. I'm giving it some serious consideration.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

In the Name of National Security

"Naturally the common people don't want war...that is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

Hermann Goering, Hitler's Deputy
(April 18, 1946, Nuremberg)



Mostly just because I'm in that kind of mood.

Want to play some more conspiracy games? Check this stuff out....anything you search on Google.com is collected and kept until at least the year 2038. Gmail is even worse. It's practically immortal. Read about it here:
http://www.google-watch.org/gmail.html

If you ever want to do a search which might, might at some point be considered questionable, or of interest to outside and/or governmental agencies, you might want to try the Google scraper. You get all the results without being tracked:
http://www.scroogle.org/cgi-bin/scraper.htm

As a journalist, these little factoids interest me a great deal.

And speaking of journalism, it looks like the Gannett Corp is in a showdown with the Indy Star newspaper over forcing...yes, forcing....their copyeditors to write "advertorials," or ads which masquerade as legitimate news articles. Editor and Publisher has the article (thanks to Maeyan for finding and bringing this up!)
http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003521603

Soon after I read that a horrible little article appeared in our Suburban Journal newspaper...it seems like the local Chamber of Commerce wrote the entire Home and Garden section of the paper. "Kids Corner" talks about getting kids to eat fresh fruit, but pays nauseating homage to Clementine tangerines. Not just plain old tangerines, but CLEMENTINES. Some examples (and mind you, this is a full front-page, below-the-fold article!) "An afternoon treat with a portable Clementine -- 90 percent of them still come crated from Spain -- immediately boosts a snack's healthy assets." and "Weiss urges parents to set out the fruit as a temptation to eat when a family member is hungry, add a bow to a clear jar filled with the citrus fruit and cranberries for decoration, and set a good example by giving a crate of Clementines as a gift for a host or hostess." Does anyone really believe that "article" was written by a journalist? Or does it perhaps smack of something that comes from a PR office? Would anyone be shocked to discover that this pap can be found verbatim at clementinesfromspain.com? The same type of crap can be found on the next article on the page, about arranging your closet space. Happily, the folks from DYMO Corp. are here to fill our brains with their advertising smack. Ugh! It used to be that this stuff had to be printed in a slightly different font than the rest of the paper, and had to carry a label which said, "advertisement." Apparently, this rule is no longer in effect.

Beware. Your local newspaper may be more than blurring the line between advertising and reporting. Hold any article suspect (and it amazes me at how many people let this slip by their radar!) that (A) Does not have a byline (reporters want credit for what they write), (B) sings the praises of any branded product, service or device (a real article on tangerines may quote someone from the Clementine company, but would never refer to tangerines as only "Clementines." They would also quote folks from at least three other tangerine growers or associations, so as to avoid appearing biased.), and (C) if it includes a call to action, something that urges you to run right out and make a purchase.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Not Fit for Human Consumption

Yuck!

Y'know, I get tired of cooking the stuff that I cook...the recipe I have for winter stew, for instance, involves cooking beef shanks and boiling bones and doing port wine reductions and Heaven knows what else. This sounds like too much trouble for a stew, so I go out on the internet and find a nice crock pot recipe, which says to cook the stew on low for something like 10 hours. Good and fine. By four hours, the stew is smelling ok. By eight hours it not only smells questionable, but the meat has turned into a new kind of tasteless, sugarless gum. This is when I wrinkle my nose, unplug the crock pot and head to the store for hot dogs.

I keep forgetting what most recipes in the world are like. Most of them are at least a moderate amount of effort (cutting and peeling all the vegetables, plus assembling) for well below-average results. Who wants to cook when this is what you turn out? I keep thinking that I'm a bad cook, but then I end up at something like a church pot-luck where most of the things there are just awful...and you KNOW the things that these people brought to the pot-luck are their top-notch, no-fail recipes. What are most people eating? Do they really consume these giant vats of Midwest Mush, or do they mainly go out to eat, and this is their once or twice-a-year culinary contribution? Ew. Double ew.

I hereby invite anyone tired of wasting effort on bad recipes to click on the logo below and give it a try.



I'll let you know how my beef shanks turn out.