Cell Phone Obituaries

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Palm Treo died January 9th from complications of a cracked screen. A freak accident involving a 24-inch drop to the carpet resulted in the fatality. No children were involved. 

No services will be held for the Treo. Burial plans are for inclusion in the Cell Phones for Soldiers program.

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10 bonus points to anyone who can predict what this means for Kelly's cell phone situation.